That's right! IKEA sucks! I can't spend 3 moments in there without falling to my knees and cry in in my hands and yell "Why does there have to be a huge storage you HAVE to go through!? Damn you to hell and back so I can burn you myself!"... I was basically forced to go through the WHOLE store! Once you went in, there's only one way out, and that is through the store.
It's gonna fuck you over maan :C
Seriously, after two visits you're gonna be so retarded that you'll have a blackout for one full week, and you'll wake up in a sportsarena with toothpicks called "John" up your nostrils. Would you like that? I thought you wouldn't! Ofcourse punkers might like IKEA for the whole DIY thing with the furniture, but furnitures are lame :C
Why not sleep on the floor? Bloody hell, softies HAVE to sleep in a bed or sofa, but hell, I'll sit anywhere.
For as long as I won't get wet, sticky or get unremovable stains on my clothes :)

I knew you would enjoy my most grand thoughts and speculations :D

Cheers dudes and dudettes ;)